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"Senior Junior" by Raul Pina Vicente
SciFi/Fantasy Picture 45 out of 62 by Raul Pina Vicente. ←Previous - Next→
  | Introducing: Senior Junior! He's an errant, erudite hermit, who drags his putrid carcass around the caves below Hedious City. He is also a cannibal freak, and a silly old fart. The oldest silly old fart alive, to be precise. His age is unknown, but some very old scrolls, carbon-dated up to 2.000.000 years ago (forgotten away in the Monstrous Library of Ye Old Hedious Place), describe his infinite ramblings about the world's beginning, this being before the time when he ate his own toungue for breakfast. He does not regret this self-mutilation, as he later explained trough a sign-language charade, to a passing group of humans travelling to the centre of the Earth. His reason was a simple one: he woke up to a huge hunger, and being alone most of the time, he did not have any real use for it anyway... The humans confessed this after some serious coffee cups at Mr.Dover's coffee shop, years ago. It was only a few centuries later that Senior Junior discovered the joys of planting all kinds of living creatures in cave ceilings, and spitting on them for 10 years for seasoning (humans became most flavoured after this procedure). However, he fights himself against this flesh-eating impulse from within his brain, all the way out through his skin, thus causing the occasional belly-eye flatulence, as his minds takes a look outside. His spouse, Mrs. Fly-On-The-Wall Junior, loves him dearly and encourages him on keeping his bloody eating disorder, dispite Senior Junior's useless efforts to swat her dead. She likes to suck on the leftover corpses. Still, their sex life is great, and this beautiful couple has the healthy habit of breeding every 20 years. This provides food for quite some time, if the seasoning is correctly applied. |
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'Senior Junior':
• Created by:
Raul Pina Vicente• Copyright: ©Raul Pina Vicente. All rights reserved!
• Keywords: Fly, Grey, Hermit, Rough, Skin
• Categories: Extrateresstial, Alien Life Forms, Mythical Creatures & Assorted Monsters
• Techniques: Computer Painted from Scratch
• Submitted: 2004-01-04 03:21:56
• Views: 444
• Resolution: 700x696
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