"Evil Over Lord" by Sarah ´SRW´ Bevon

I won’t toss out one liners
‘Cause then I will be dead
If I kill the hero
I’ll remove his head

I’ll fill him full of ammo
Make sure he can’t come back
‘Cause if he’s really truly dead
He cannot come attack

If I must have legions
I’ll spare no expense
To get ones that I like
And with intelligence

My legions won’t chase pebbles
Or let the prisoners out
And if they get in trouble
For help they’ll know to shout

I’ll get new uniforms
No matter what the cost
Stormtroopers and Mongols
They all eventually lost

If rival overlords loose
Or my underlings fail
I’ll not hesitate a moment
But send them strait to jail

Evil cults and mutants
All shall have their places
But these ones shall have theirs
Where I don’t see their faces

I will wear bright colours
I’ll be nice and I’ll give
In case I am defeated
So that I might live

Any plot or password
A five year old sees through
I will reconsider
Before I choose to do

Advisors I will deal with
Sidekicks I will not
Any who try to usurp me
I’ll kill and leave to rot

I’ll not be sentimental
A rigged game I’ll not play
For then they might escape me
And that ruin my day

Sidekicks die just as quick
As the hero will
For if they have a grievance
It’s me they’ll want to kill

Shooting is not too good
Not last requests will I give
If I wait or gloat awhile
I don’t doubt they will live

My super weapon I will use
On people who deserve
I won’t just stand around
And keep it in reserve

If I’m on a platform
And the hero drops down flat
I will do the same thing
Instead of looking back

I’ll be an evil overlord
This I know is true
But once I am, I wonder
What am I to do?