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Rachel ´Saya´ Lamine

Dang, I haven’t been here in forever.  Like, since last year.  I haven’t really been in a fantasy writing mood since about two summers ago anyway.  But suddenly, within the last two weeks I’ve come up with two fantasy pieces.  I wasn’t really expecting that.  But whatever.

Hello.  My name is Rachel.  I am 16 as of a few months ago.  Yes, my birthday is Christmas Eve.  Be jealous.  Ryan Seacrest also has my birthday.  Be jealous again.  Thus he is my birthday-sharing-teleporting-buddy.  Because he really can teleport.  And he passes his skills to me through our awesome birthday link.  Because me and Ryan are totally tight. 

I have one dog named after the Winter Olympic Games of 2006.  Torino.  We call her Tori for short.  Chocolate lab mutt.  Kind of silly looking.  65 lbs. She’s a good doggie, really, but she was being quite a butt today when I was trying to get her to come on our home made ice rink out back.  She just blinked at me.  Our friend’s dog, Pepper (gorgeous full bred black lab; 65 lbs) who we are taking care of for five months while our friend’s are away on Sebatical in Australia where I used to live oh so many years ago, came on it willingly with me.  She’s also, I’m afraid to say, quite unintelligent.  Tori has a little more smarts about her, but she insists on being obnoxious, lippy and loud.  Pepper is gorgeous, quiet and the perfect dog.  Don’t get me wrong.  I love Tori.  Its just that Pepper is, like, the perfect dog, as I said before.  Pepper likes food a little too much though.  It’s so funny to watch her eat.  She downs two cups of food in one swallow.  We start her eating about a minute after Tori and she’s still done before her.

Oh, yes, I also own a cat, Mary, who we’ve had for seven or so years.  She’s anti-social, indoor/outdoor and she hunts.  Hates being picked up.  She used to bring us birds and chipmunks and stuff, but those were back in the days when she was sucking up to us.  We didn’t yet own her at that point.  The neighbors did and they didn’t let her inside.  She was very friendly when we didn’t own her.  Now she won’t give us the time of day, even though we feed her and sometimes pet her.  I still love my Mar Mar though.  =3

Oh, let me introduce you to my walrus also.  :3=    <It is a walrus.  No matter what anyone else tells you, it is a walrus.  And it loves me.   I love my walrus.  Leave it alone.  Or else I’ll rip your insides out with a shovel and put them through a blender and make smoothies and sell them at a lemonade stand on the street and everyone will get food poisoning and AIDS from your blood cuz I’m sure you have AIDS and then everyone will die of a gruesome flesh rotting disease and it will all be your fault because you dissed my walrus!

Hmmm…my writing, my writing, my writing.  It’s all fantasy down there.  Duh.  They won’t let me put anything else on here.  DX  I have some sweet poetry that’s not fantasy.  I also specialize in the Viking era (not really, I think I know stuff, but I don't know anything about them) of which I can not post here either.  Cuz the Vikings were real people.  And they DIDN’T have horns on their helmets!  There are drawings like that only because it was a sign of battle or something.  Most likely the guys with horns on their helmets were gods.  Well, anyway, Vikings pwn.  Not the football team.  Hate the football team.  Green Bay Packers shall win all!  Brett Favre!!!  =D (D'=  WHY DID HE RETIRE?!  BROKE MY HEART!)

I’ve been writing since 3^rd grade basically. And I'm a Junior in High School now (or almost).  Turned 16 a few months ago. But anyway,  I have always dreamed of publishing a novel, but right now I am not anywhere near that goal.  =D  Yay for me!  I’m amazing.  So, I’m sticking to shorter things and poetry for now.  Again, yay me. 

Read my writing.  Simply click the "writings" or whatever it says button to see them.  Cuz that's how the site is made.  =DDDDDDDD  Enjoy your life.  I enjoy mine.  =3

Your humble author,

~Saya~

Guestbook for Saya

Date Name Comment   26 Nov 2006 Kitsune Loading... Hi Rachel! It is I, Emily J! I love your story! I finally got my email to work! see you at school tomorrow. bye!! ^_^ Rachel ´Saya´ Lamine replies: "lol Hey, Emily! Glad you got your email working so you could read my story. I still don't see how you got so hooked on it after reading only a page in my notebook. Well, I guess that's a good thing! Means my story is addicting! ~Saya~" 27 Dec 2006 Meg Rachor Loading... Yo lol. Sorry it took me so long, we've been moving and I've just been feeling like- blegh. I only just started writing again, so I dropped by my site and was like, RACHEL IS HERE!!! WOOHOO!!! Rachel ´Saya´ Lamine replies: "Heh. I haven't talked to you or seen you in three years. Wow. it's beena while. Well, anyway, I'm glad you dropped by. Hope you enjoy my writing. I think I've improved slightly from 6th grade... >_<</font>" 2 Jun 2007 Lindsay Verde Loading... [pokes the map and rubs slightly abused finger when it doesn't oblige] I think that thing's broken. Your main page had me caught from the very fist (and laughing) ... I love when people come up with interesting bios, it's so refreshing from the usual norm of this is me, and comment on my stuff ^_^. [wanders in circles a bit] yes, that is quite fun ... I shall have to try doing that in Russia next time and see if it is better. Hey, I wonder, if you tried wandering in circles in Australia, would you go the opposite way? [snickers at her strange self before taking a peek to see what all the fuss is about] Cheerio! Hope to see you around ^_^ my shelf has a motley crew camping there, but I swear they're friendly, and don't bite very hard. And then of course, there's Inkwell Artisans, a writing group I founded. Come take a peek, we're always accepting new members. Rachel ´Saya´ Lamine replies: "Hey, yeah, I tried to get a slightly ammusing bio going. It worked then, I take it?And, and yes, I have wandered around in Australia. I used to live there, if that counts for anything. Oh, and I'll be sure to take a look. Thanks!~Saya~" 10 Jan 2008 Désirée Dippenaar Loading... I haven't been on your page for aaaaaaaaaages! o.O Ooh, and I see you have updates! ^_^ I shall be reading once history homework isn't bugging me anymore! 28 Jan 2008 Chris A Jackson Loading... Thanks for dropping by and reading Cheese Runners first two chapters... there’s more on audiobook format if you’re interested. Drop by. The first chapter is a free download to listen to. So, what’s your favorite piece? I want to read and comment... Rachel ´Saya´ Lamine replies: "Heh, thanks for commenting. Much appreciated. I suppose my favorite pieces would have to be Covenant Waters and Consequence of Unbelief if you’re interested. =3" 1 Feb 2008 Camille Angel Loading... hi rayray, i’m soo sad that i don’t get to see you at school anymore. I was planning on reading a bunch of the stories form this site, but my mean mom has now limited my computer time to 30 min. which is crazy because that is how long it takes for me to get caught up on my email. When I’m on the internet i will write to you but I have a limited time period. 1 Feb 2008 Camille Angel Loading... SnowDay!!!! This is why I love living in a place where it is very cold. If we lived someplace warm we wouldn’t get these awsome days off. and my day is even better because today I was supposed to have three tests, and i wasn’t prepared for any of them. Now I have the rest of the weekend to prepare. Rachel ´Saya´ Lamine replies: "I know, I so love it too! =3 I have one piece in the queue that I think you’ll like, so I’ll email you when it gets up which mght be 10 or more days. Oh, I’ve still got your mythology book, so I’ll bring it to school. We should meet somewhere before school, like at my locker so I can give it to you." 25 Jun 2008 Désirée Dippenaar Loading... Aargh! Your last comment was swallowed up by an undefined! o.O Well anyway, I’ll be catching up on your updates now... 25 Jun 2008 Désirée Dippenaar Loading... And you got a mod’s choice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CONGRATS! Going to read it now... 28 Sep 2008 Amy Ruth Schley Loading... Hello! You commented on my Mermaid story a few months ago. I thought you might want to know that I’ve posted a few more chapters. Page: [1] 2

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