Muffin: If I pull my ear, like so, my foot twitches. See? *foot twitches* *smiles proudly at her accomplishment*
Muffin's Blood-Sucking Lawyer: Your foot started twitching the moment your hand came in contact with your ear. Therefore, that twitchery was a hoax.
Muffin: ...This is about all the copyright infringement lawsuits, isn't it...?
Muffin's Blood-Sucking Lawyer: I shall neither confirm nor deny that allegation.
Muffin: ...Yeah, about that. I, ah -AMNESIA DUST IN YOUR FACE!
Muffin's Bloody-Sucking Lawyer: *is unaffected by the dust sticking to her face* I'll be hearing from the lawyers of 8-bit theatre soon, won't I?
Muffin: ...I'll neither confirm nor deny that-
Muffin's Blood-Sucking Lawyer: I need to find a new client... *deep sigh* *helps herself to a brandy muffin* *contemplative pause* Hmm... she'll be heading towards your tales after this comment is complete. I think you need these more than I do... *hands you a complementary basket of freshly baked brandy muffins*
Muffin: That's the givin' spirit I like ta see. ^_^
Muffin's Blood-Sucking Lawyer: ...My very name is a copyright infringement upon the dialogue of Jurassic Park, isn't it...?
Muffin: I was wondering when you'd notice that.
Muffin's Blood-Sucking Lawyer: ...Do you need a lawyer, Miss Sharpe? I'm desperate. I really, really am. You can pay me in stale crackers, at this point, and I'd still-
Muffin: *tilts her head to the side, smiling coyly* She's so cute when she's begging, isn't she? ^_^

Sara S. Sharpe replies:
" ::munches:: yummy, brandy muffins. Although I AM too young for them ::wink wink::
Maybe you should tweak your amnesia formula a little?
Sorry, M'sBSL (haha, abbreviations are great), I currently have no use for a lawyer. But I'll get in contact with you if I ever do! "