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Jason 'sickleclaws' Robicheaux

Disclaimer Against Ignorance: DO NOT comment on the prospect of putting age limits on page viewing. It has happened, and my pages are at the extreme end of the Taken Care Of scale. I warned you, and I tried to scare you with how I rated them. YOU walked into the gates of Eden and didn't expect to see nudity. YOUR FAULT. CLAIM IT. It is not hell just because you were banished.

The Youth of Apollo (26), The Confidence of a Colossus, The Build of an Elf, A Grin That Could Split Infinity, and Talent That Defies All of the Above, he is called by many names, among them "Sickleclaws“ by those who fear common sense, “Darth Searivar" by enemies, “Jas-Pau Robenji“, or “Robie” by allies, "Jase" by friends, "Jay" by family, "god among insects" by co-workers... Or, if U prefer, “Hey DORK!” I'll respond to that.

I am a man of many faces, but who truly ain't? Artist. Mover. Shaker. Revolutionary. Guerilla gorilla. Atheist. Firm believer in miracles. Former Christian. Former NOLAn. Born-again Tennessean. Firm believer that, Yes, every day matters. Knowledge Incarnate in the confidence that he KNOWS nothing. Firm believer that things are evolving before our eyes. Sapient being who speaks to prove the previous statement instead of speaking what would still be Active Latin, or what would have eventually not have been anything different. Proud, yet appreciative, legitimately admitted Individual. Firm believer in the burden of proof. Firm believer that your path is not predetermined; it is set in motion. Walking and willing evidence of perpetual motion. Future born-again Student. IN with Verizon, and proud owner of an LG Camera something‘er-other, which makes be a Soon-to-be ShutterStagBeetle. Godfather who earned the job, the pay, the benefits, AND the pain-in-the-butt subordina-- I’m sorry, employee. The loved first-born son of a Man (with a capital M) and Father (with a capital DAD) who leads by example. Happy Father’s Day, Pop. I’ve had the great power, thanks for the lessons in responsibility. Firm believer in the power of decision. Firm believer that God is with us, just not in the forms we tend to think It takes. Fanatic. Fan-Boy. Awesome Dude. Dr. Pepper Addict by day, Crusader for the return of the Glory-Days of the Tastes of the New Generation by night, where the descendants of Original Pepsi were fruitful and multiplied, sometimes with fruity after-bliss. Proud descendent of the ape that walked upright-- who does not fling poop, but knows that to his kind that means Mississippi River Politics: The "Civilized Man‘s" Poop Flingfest. Firm believer that Pride Goeth Before the Fall. Lover of Renaissance-style Dresses, when worn by the possessor of the right curves. Fan of the Goth Look. Hip-Hop Fashion enthusiast. Writer. Reader. Hypocrite to many of the previous statements due to Work Addiction. And above all, a man who has to get his point across. I’m very intelligent, highly talkative, ridiculously social, and extremely interesting if you can pry the caffeine out of my hands.

I enjoy drawing people, and that will take up the majority of what you see here: derivatives of humans such as elves, ogres, imps and angels. My basis for all art, however, my start, is in dinosaurs. You are seeing more dragon art, though unfortunately, Dinosaurs aren't "fantasy" enough for some people, so you wont see my excellent dinosaur artwork here. *Sighs* Shame... My dream is to do Dragons for Murals. Let me tell you, though: I hate. DESPISE. ABHORRR!!! the fat sluggard image of both dragons and dinosaurs. If you show me a dinosaur image with its belly dragging the ground, you will instantly regret it via a tirade about how the legs being attached to the body in the way that they were facilitated an upright gait, the fact that we have found proof that certain dinosaurs had bones like Ostriches, Many were designed for versatile locomotion, etc... And a FAT DRAGON GETTING OFF THE GROUND? I will personally mutilate your stuffed animal collection. And no, it is not a flight bladder filled with Hydrogen. They couldna had THAT MUCH.

Um, aight, this is supposed to be informative... *Herm...* Ideal weight achieved--- more or less. *i.e. a little bit of loose skin still annoys.* Old, "Needs To Be Archived And Never Shown Again" Crap-Snap© shown next to current, "PWNED ya, OLD SELF!!!!" Pic--- behind the Giant "X."...

I have given up trying to find my mate, the gorgeous, perky female raptor that will hunt by my side. When I am a complete Sickleclaw, she will find me...

Family's nuts, but they'll survive each other (I’m the worst one >:D At least Im on my own now. :P Soon to get worse/:-| My new apartment has GREMLINS!!  <:-O Gremlins are a much-misunderstood divergently-evolved  species related to lemurs, very mischief prone <:-D)...

LODE (my novel [one of three]) has yet to get started. WHY isnt it WRITING ITSELF! Ive got the ideas, if only I could find a Speakwrite (extra koolaid points for anyone who gets the classic 20^th century literature reference)...

Pulled a Lenny Kravits and shaved my head to try to change my energy. Didnt work. GOT TO SHAVE CLOSER! This isnt working. Time to grow dreads-- Or maybe just a ponytail.

Nah, corkscrew that. I‘m Spider-Man for Halloween...

Evacuated New Orleans fleeing Katrina and found home. Moving to Murfreesboro, Tennessee made me realize it is, actually, despite popular myth, NOT New Orleans. Shame I had to move 1500 miles to figure that out. The Dance of the Yo-Yo Coonass has closed. The Era of the Cajun Out of Context has begun...

Bio started getting trivial about three facts ago... Mercury is in retrograde and other things that make a vague yet somehow important difference... 

Oh, yeah. Enjoy the new uploads. I have reorganized my Angels: They are now grouped together, and as if to throw in a little confusion to the organization, I gave them ROMAN NUMERAL CATERORIZATION. Which... registers as alphabet. *Sighs* Ah Shih’dna Dun Thah... Oh yeah number II: I have deleted a bunch of stuff, as per my own tastes. A lot of the old stuff (and for that matter, some new) I did not consider up to par. *steps aside for progress to pass by*... Oh yeah number III: I am going into background mode for the first time in my stay in the woods. Errrm... first time to actually sit down and DO something worth putting up, anyway. The original Lionessfish  did not truly count, I dunt tink.

Before I leave U to browse, a few notes on commenting: A) Due to a recent misunderstanding and subsequent, inadvertent insult, please leave all political and spiritual commentary based on the content on my pages to the confinement of IM conversations. I will, from here on out, not respond to such, but delete them, unless you have the foresight to Instant Message me via the links above, and not limit such potentially personal and subjective material to the unfortunate correspondence restrictions of the Elfwood comment system. In addition, Commenting will now be allowed only to Other Artists. All common sense-inspired anonymous people can thank the likes of "Dee" for negating your privileges. B) All comments which make a SIGNIFICANT impact on myself and the quality of the pages contained in my gallery will be responded to, and comments with an especially negative, closed-minded, or insulting tone, objective, opinion or direction will be dealt with-- not edited, but rather made an example of. Those with excessive language will, if salvageable, be reworked for content just like a movie butchered for TV. If you don't want to be made into a bigoted idiot, don't make yourself one. I no longer maintain open commenting since anonymous commenters feel no need to leave constructive criticism and reasons for why a piece doesn't work. Don't like nudity? Cursing? Discussions about the color of a Drow's down-there-hair? No problem. I am a Libertarian. Barney and Friends is now on your local cable channel, and this is not his site. I highly recommend keeping the volume turned down low, and try not to stare at the purple dinosaur's crotch, even though he has clearly been neutered. Keep in mind, people. No one wants to hear how you hate a piece, whether you call it art or a rib eye steak, because your grandmother was gored by a nude Minotaur. You don’t have to comment, so if you dont like a piece, BECAUSE YOU WERE INSULTED BY THE THEME, DO NOT leave a comment. At this point, my best advice is to go to the Disney/Pixar Website for more benign art and leave mine to people who can maintain positive attitudes and and something we intellectuals call "critique", and tell me 'This piece *DOESNT WORK BECAUSE*...' and not 'This piece simply bl@#s'. I think we'd all prefer no comments at all to one comment left by someone who doesn’t know what the Good Flip Wilson they're talking about. On the positive side, I frequently upload different takes and new renditions of old drawings, and I love feedback on both correspondingly alternative versions. No luv fuh da hatuhs, dey hate us.

Guestbook for Sickleclaws

Date Name Comment   24 Nov 2005 Naomi *OmI* Repper Loading... i really like your gallery Jason and your character designs are beautiful, especially your ladies. you have a great sence of anatomy too. good job! luv omi-chan xxxxxxxx 18 Dec 2005 Moiu. vv; Loading... Dear Hey, DORK, I hereby declare you awesome. Love, Moiu. Post Script, I like pie. ;D 19 Mar 2006 Connie Riley Loading... Hot dog you are good. Sorry i could only drop one comment before but that one was perfectly me. Remember the dryer? Lol just thought id remind you. And ill bet you anything you erase that. Too bad we had to leave that 'behind us'. Oops i hope you dont have a gf who saw what i just wrote. Anyway just wanted you to know that i havent had anyone draw me quite as well as you did metaphorically or otherwise. 'keep it up'... The good work that is. 12 Jul 2006 Isaac A. Gallegos Loading... "I dont like the drugs but the drugs like me! " cool work 30 Mar 2007 Jani "Kuhitsu" Kuha Loading... Dude... U use to much intelligent words for my english i came here to thank for comment's that i did not understand but then i forget it almost when i start looking your gallery! looking good 16 Apr 2007 Amber Kristine Shoemaker Loading... Jason, Again thank you for your comments on my work. I came to check out yours, and i have to say you do a fantastic job with human bdies. I love the positions you use as well. I really like the black widow chick. Almost makes me think of x-men! 14 May 2007 Louise Lindgren Loading... Good to see you're still running your own corner in the woods. I saw a lot of pieces in here that wasn't here before in....*checks latest comment* 2005 (????!!!). Anyway... Keep up the work. Art is meant to be made, not only dreamt of. 11 Aug 2007 Natasha russell Loading... Love your work its well done i wish i was that good 8 May 2008 William R Rought Jr. Loading... I love your artwork especially the angels! Keep up with it. 16 Sep 2008 Brady "davison" davis Loading... i think all your art work is amazing Page: [1] 2 3

Jason 'sickleclaws' Robicheaux