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J. Pedestal Guy Swanson

SciFi & Fantasy Fiction and Stories by J. Pedestal Guy Swanson

J. is a human being who likes meat, shiny things, and inteligent conversation.
 
 
 

Executioners Lament
Runic Poems One
Heimdal's AEtt
Jim 2
Magic Parasite 2, Jim 3
Jim the Immortal Goat
Magic Parasite
Money Planet 1
Schrodinger's were-puma
Saving the Princess

 
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11 Nov 2006:-) Kathryn Li Green
lols! I clicked on the Next link from the "realms" story ... only to find a rather amusing page 14

:-) J. Pedestal Guy Swanson replies: "So tell me, which story should i read? ... since you've told me NOT to read Jim 2 >. People seem to like Jim 1 and Saving the Princess, so either one of those would probably be a good choice. "
14 May 2008:-) Christy Miller
I want to say thank you for stepping in on the conversation. I hope Drac has treated you well, beacuse he was butchering me...

:-) J. Pedestal Guy Swanson replies: "You are welcome for that, but I can’t help but noticing that my comment has been erased along with Drac’s. I still intend to read your story but I hope you come to understand that negative commentary isn’t something you have to hide from"
16 May 2008:-) Christy Miller
I understand... but the negative comments he was giving me didn’t only have to partain to my story. He was assaulting my lifestyle, co-author, and my husband. Not to mention that he kept saying that he thought only a 10 year old could write the story I had. (I think you missed out on that part of the converstaion. I had deleted those already.) I admit that I have to agree with Drac on your story "Saving the Princess". It was really well done! Beautiful writing too.

:-) J. Pedestal Guy Swanson replies: "You’re making it rather difficult for me to be critical of your storyies, what with the previous assault that had heretofore been brought against them and the complements you shower me with. Of course I’m reading Moby **** along side your story, but I’m told that it slows down quite a bit when it get’s to the discussion of rope and the mating habits of whales so you’ll probably get better reviews as time goes on."
19 May 2008:-) Christy Miller
I really do want good feedback about the story itself. I want to know what I can do better. Don’t be afrade to leave critisism, I really cherish it if it will improve my skills as an author, but drac was just blatently telling me to abandon this story all together. That is not something an author should say to another. Please, don’t worry about being honest. I can take it when it comes to the story... but not about me.

:-) J. Pedestal Guy Swanson replies: "Then I will continue, albeit in bursts as I have been doing.
Don’t worry about drak too much. I’ve been keeping up contact in the forums in a discussion with him about whether iron age humans killing a dragon is possible. Although he did convince me, that was mostly due to other people forcing him to explain himself and my picking through his comments and systematicly editing out the insults. Although he makes some good points he has the subtlety of a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster (described in "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" as being like "a blow to the head by a slice of lemon wraped around a gold brick."12"
23 May 2008:-) Christy Miller
LOL! That was a good one. Thank you!

:-) J. Pedestal Guy Swanson replies: "Belated resonce."
4 May 2009:-) Alice Muffin Girl Smith
Oh Jim the Immortal Goat, how I’ve missed thee.

:-) J. Pedestal Guy Swanson replies: "I’m not sure if I’d call him a thee."
6 May 2009:-) Anna Moonfrost Grawe
heh heh, yeah.

:-) J. Pedestal Guy Swanson replies: "I just noticed that in the past 3 years, all my front page comments have occured in May. Strange..."
7 May 2009:-) Anna Moonfrost Grawe
and ironic.

:-) J. Pedestal Guy Swanson replies: "Not really"
29 May 2009:-) Elizabeth emma hampton
hi : )

:-) J. Pedestal Guy Swanson replies: "hi : |"
13 Sep 2009:-) Zachary Tank_Comander Marshal
hey, nice gallery! do you draw too? a picture is worth a thousand words!

:-) J. Pedestal Guy Swanson replies: "I have tried drawing and find that for visual art my best mediums are sculpture and pixels. That must be why I liked Legos."
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