| 24 Jan 2002 |  Lisa Ann Eshkenazi |  Loading...Why do hotdogs come in packages of ten and hot dog buns come in packages of eight? (yes, I watch too much animaniacs...and their dahli "llama" couldn't answer--if you'll remember, he went quite mad because he couldn't answer--then perhaps this python-lobster hybrid thingie can)
and my feet are still cold.KUDHARUHAVA: Very simple... Each manufacturer finds it easier to pack hotdogs, and hotdog buns in packages of 10, and 8, respectively. And unfortunately, what the manufacturers find easier is not neccessarily easier for the customer. | |
| 25 Jan 2002 | Lisa Ann Eshkenazi | Loading... something about that answer seems very cop-outish. No, that's not a word but one thing about being an English major is that you get to make up your own words and grammar rules when convenient (and spellings too).  Stanton F. Fink replies: "Why would it lie? Now, if you had asked about what they put in hotdogs... Well, that's something else. And how come you don't comment on Valserigrav? He needs attention, after all, I put so much love and care drawing him." | |
| 28 Jan 2002 | Lisa Ann Eshkenazi | Loading... okay...here's one he'll never be able to answer "What have I got in my pocket?"  Stanton F. Fink replies: "The One Ring?" | |
| 6 Mar 2002 | Kelly Turnbull | Loading... There's a full set of stationary in my pocket.
How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll centre of a tootsie pop?
I would like to see immortal scorpio man answer THAT!! (and it had better not just be some "one... two... CRUNCH!" thing)KUDARUHAVA: It all depends on the particular licker's tongue size, shape, texture, actual licking skill and saliva-producing skill. Once I know these very pertinent pieces of data, I can then give you an estimate on how many licks is required to reach the tootsie roll centre of a tootsie pop. | |
| 11 Mar 2002 | Kelly Turnbull | Loading... Okay, how many licks will it take for Stanton F. Fink to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
Oh..
Wait....
He doesn't like those, does he? | |
| 14 Mar 2002 | Tim A. Cline | Loading... Cool, a scorpion/jellyfish mixture who drinks from the fount of insperation? Could you please send him my way? i could use some insperation when it comes to artwork ideas. | |
| 20 Mar 2002 | Lisa Ann Eshkenazi | Loading... Mr. Kudaruhava, why do fingernails grow faster than toenails? | |
| 3 Apr 2002 |  Natalie Rose Fisher | Loading... Hmm... Seems kinda selfish to do that, don't you think? <shrugs> he reminds me a lot of a scorpion which is cool cause Scorpio is my... nevermind, I'm getting tired, and my comments keep getting weirder and weirder. Yeah; either way, gotta love the pincers on this guy. Wouldn't want to hi-five him for it though... @.@ | |
| 23 Apr 2002 |  Rachael Mayo | Loading... Kudaruhave, why does everything taste like chicken except for chicken? And why are starlings so insipid? And how many eyelashes are on the eyes of all of the potatoes in the world? And why is Wednesday? *admires the claws which are surely the final sight she shall see...* I. KUDARUHAVA: To receive an answer for each of your question, please fill out these questionnaire forms, in triplecate. *hands Rachael three boxes of forms* | |
| 16 Sep 2002 | Angeline Vixen | Loading... I saw a show where this girl and her mother (what a sad world: both mother and daughter with nothing better to do...) tested hundreds of Tootsie Pops and came to the conclusion it takes, on average, 1027 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
*sits smugly, thinking she knows more than the Kudaruhava. Then she remembers the Kudaruhava has a scorpion sting.*
Oops... | |
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