Hello there, dear. Exquisite work, I must say. It seems that you favour the stranger side of life, yes?

Morning Lord will be ever so pleased if you'd draw her, and colour her prettily.

*smiles and fades*

Ummmmmmmmm........Original i suppose ummmm...........Interesting???????

AAAnnd, I'm still not done. Oranges don't ripen after you pick them, bananas ripen better after you pick them. The most expensive painting is not, in fact, the Mona Lisa, but "The portrait of Dr. Gachet" by Vincent van Gough and was sold for 82.5 million. Also, Vincent van Gough sold only one painting in his entire lifetime. The Mona lisa is insured for 100 millino dollars and now I have to go get changed so I can go to the music store. When I get bored one day, I'll come back here and spill out some more trivia...... MARRY ME!!

Oh, and wait. I'm not done yet (ignore my terrible spelling). Shakespeare was married to Ann Hathoway. The symbol Pb on the periodic table of elements is for lead and the latin name for lead is plumbum which is also where the word plumber is derived, because pipes used to be made out of lead. The full name of Mario and Luigi are Mario Mario and Luigi Mario, the original name of the powerpuff girls was the whoopass girls, they were created when the professor opened a can of whoopass. An episode of pokemon was only aired once and only in Japan because the flashing lights caused seizures to 208 children. The south park movie "Bigger, longer and uncut" contains more swearing and obscenities in it than any other animated movie(i forgot the number but it's somewhere around 80 or 280). Pi is 3.1415926535897932384626433832795 and it goes on and on and on, but I'm too lazy to do it all right now. Pyrophobia is fear of fire, hippomonstrosoquippedaliophobia is fear of long words, aibophobia is fear of palendromes, lukophobia is fear of white dexterophobia is the fear of right, sinistrophobia is the fear of left.

Did someone say trivia? I didn't join schoolreach for nothing, MUAHAHAHA. Cats are also left-handed, polar bears run faster than reindeer, coyotes run faster than roadrunners, if you put a sea sponge in a blender and mash it into a fine pulp it will reconstruct itself. Black holes are very very very large stars that have gone supernova and collapsed in on themselves and the slightly smaller stars create normal novas and become pulsars and pulse radio waves every once in a while. Beavers can hold their breath for 15 minutes, Louis the 14th was known as the sun king and his motto was "I am the nation" the 100 year war lasted 116 years and although you probably already know that, you probably didn't know that it lasted that long because they were not allowed to fight at night and they had to take breaks during the harvesting season and winter so they could go home and work on their crops. The theory of communism was invented by Karl Marx and before that the theory was "lassaiz-faire" or basically "let the people do whatever they want. The dialect of Chinese spoken in Hong Kong is Cantonese and Winston Churchill wrote "a history of english speaking people". Earth worms are asexual and when they mate both of them leave pregnant. Certain kinds of toxic paint can change the gender of certain breeds of snails.

I want you back.

How much is the fish?

Hello, my spleen, i hope you are well senile today?

Give me food. No tapestry, i'm allergic.

Fiddler's called joe, joe's called moe.

I don't see much new since I was last here--let's see, that was...Way too long ago, Sorry, Tralfy's been a bit chained up lately. *Uhhh-Mash Good!* And having been trapped so long with nothing interesting to do he's needing to go out and pounce on some unsuspecting critters. *I Gotta maul Some! Maul....* So, since the Soda-beast is too alert, I will have to start with your last commenters;(They are clearly not too alert~~Easy Prey for a Loopy Web Gryphon!)~~
Obesity King and Quen(Queen?)....Senile Spleen? Yummy-especially with onions and Tabasco sauce!*Pass the Tums please!*~~ Tapestry is not good for you-unless you're a moth *Glances around for extremely teensy Asian twin poster girls singing in Japanese*~~Why would anyone want a Senile Spleen back? *Young New Spleens fresh broiled over a lake of molten lava taste much better!*..The Fish are Free--IF you're a Pelican, Osprey, or Dolphin! Everyone else has to work hard for them! *Mobs stupid tourist to get fish offered to overly obese & Exceptionally lazy Pelican*..=^-^=..

I miss you

Salut petite merde!

D'apparence tu vis dans l'eau donc pas facile de dessiner!

En plus il ne doit pas y avoir de gomme sur ton île déserte.

Sérieux tu m'as bien fait perdre mon temps avec tes dessins de chiotte. Même mon grand père qui est mort dessine mieux que toi.

Bon courage pour la suite!