| 19 Dec 2006 |  Kim Schoonover (FreeBSD/i386 [moose] [ttyv5]) | Hail and welcome, Nathan of doom! I'm not entirely sure as to whether or not I actually have anything interesting to say at the moment, although your bio is funny... I'll read your stories later. >.> Jab me or something if I forget. And of course, welcome to elfwood! Welcome! *gives ye virtual cookies*   Nathan Ritter replies: "An emergency reminder: do not forget to tear my stories apart! (just not too bad)" | |
| 19 Dec 2006 |  Heidi Hecht | Hello and welcome to Elfwood! I read both of your stories. They're both pretty good but I'd have to say Death and Beyond is the better of the two. Maybe because it had Ghengis Khan in the Underworld, which seemed funny to me for some reason. Or maybe I just watched too many vampire movies. Anyway, I hope you enjoy it here.  Nathan Ritter replies: "Thanks for reading them and I agree: Death and Beyond is definitely better. Even my teacher agreed; she gave it a 95 even though it was almost a week late." | |
| 22 Dec 2006 |  Megan 'Angler' Proverbs | Hello, and weclome to the Woods! I am Elfwood's Official Most Lethal Resident, so if death and destruction and madness should descend upon your page due to my presence here, it is entirely the fault of your friend there. *points accusingly at Kim* Yeah. So. Have some exp-- ah, some perfectly edible shortbread! *shoves a basket of suspiciously delicious looking, sugar coated, cookie-like bakery items into Nathan's arms, then runs away very quickly*  Nathan Ritter replies: "Hmmm... this shortbread wouldn't happen to be POISONED now would it? *calls brother over and gives him a piece* *thud* Oh well, never liked him that much anyways..." | |
| 11 Jan 2007 |  Kim Schoonover (FreeBSD/i386 [moose] [ttyv5]) | Whatever. I'd completely forgotten the line, and only barely managed to tear what I could from my mind... O_o
Its a wonder I remembered any of it, really.
You know, the font color 'red' would show up better... c30000, for instance, isn't all that difficult to read.... or perhaps some sort of reddish-orange, like ff6c00... Neh, whatever.
AND.... I WILL READ THEM AND MURDER THEM!!!! OR I SHALL BE MURDERED, ONE OR THE OTHER.... WHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGH! | |
| 11 Jan 2007 |  Kim Schoonover (FreeBSD/i386 [moose] [ttyv5]) | They thought the Tooth Fairy wasn't real, but now its the head of the CIA. Neener.  Nathan Ritter replies: "Futurama rules! By the way, he's head of the FBI not the CIA." | |
| 23 Feb 2007 |  Seeker of your heart | Wow, I didn't know you were THIS good! I'm very impressed! We must talk more about this! | |
| 13 Apr 2007 | Athyria | *a large red cat wanders in and procedes to unhinge its jaw and swallow Nathan whole*
Oh, hey, is that... O_o I just realized that I have no idea how to spell her name. >.< Lovely. Just lovely. | |
