K: *Looks at Hut with her eyebrows raised* Madwoman? And nice weaponry Penguin. Makes my flintlocks and sabre look pathetic.
E: *sits down with a comic* You’re on your own Penguin. Kestra ain’t gonna leave you alone.

Stephen "Werepenguin" Cauley replies: "Heh. Sabers are always nice "

I suppose if you guys ARE going to have a swordfight, you’d best be puttin’ down that OB1, Penguin. Aw, don’t give me that look. It’s still being beta tested! And anyway, it’s not really a fair fight, using the OB1 against normal swords. --slice right through ’em.

Stephen "Werepenguin" Cauley replies: "Fine by me."

OH WAIT! I have an idea!

hee hee hee...*swipes Kestra’s sabres and Penguin’s swords and knives and axes and halbreds and the OB1 using a giant electromagnet*

We should make this a 100% fair fight. A test of sheer skill versus sheer skill! Pure steel on steel! Raw power against raw power! The ultimate showdown of master swordsman versus master swordsman...! *Kitsch squeaks impatiently* Ehem, right you are, Kitsch. I should get on with it, shouldn’t I? *laughs diabolically*

Here, I’ve got your weapons *hands Kestra and Penguin each an ordinary black umbrella and backs off, grinning in manic delight*

Ready, set, EN GARDE!

Stephen "Werepenguin" Cauley replies: "Oh really now? You do know how I got recruited into the agency right? "

*giggles*

To quote la Princess Bride -- "You see, you use different moves when your fighting half a dozen people, then when you only have to worry...about....one." *imitating Fezzik, Hut falls to the ground, ’unconscious’*

Stephen "Werepenguin" Cauley replies: "Inconceivable!"

K: *looks down at the umbrella in confusion* What the-?
E: It’s a umbrella Kes-
K: I had noticed that! Sorry Hut, but I don’t fight with umbrellas! *clicks her fingers, then umbrella glows purple, then morphs into a sabre* Much better.
E: Magic, you gotta love it!

Stephen "Werepenguin" Cauley replies: "Hmmmm magic.... Glo. Does this mean I can use the OB1? "

Hmm...well; I suppose it’s only fair.

*pouts* I wanted to see them go at it with umbrellas... *grumble grumble*

Stephen "Werepenguin" Cauley replies: "haha maybe later, Sudoku and I can have at it with the ’brellas "

OOo!

Stephen "Werepenguin" Cauley replies: ""

K: If you want a fight with an umbrella, you hit him with one! Right, flipper-foot, can we get this long delayed fight going?
F: KESTRA!
K: Oh...crud
F: Emily told me you intended to fight someone...again.
K: You...you...! *glares at Emily*
E: *hides behind Fabian* Sorry, but I didn’t want anyone getting hurt*

Stephen "Werepenguin" Cauley replies: "uts away his OB1. Awww looks like someone’s not up to it then? I guess I’ll have to test run this OB1 on someone else then."

There’s always the training simulator...

Stephen "Werepenguin" Cauley replies: "As long as no one messes with the results "

K: *mutters darkly then strides off*
F: Oh dear...she’s gonna be in a bad mood for the rest of the day.
E: Indeed...well, I’d better try and cheer her up, or it’s gonna be hell for the next person to cross her path. Bye!
F: See ya..*looks around* Oh, hey mate, didn’t see you there. Sorry to break up a fight an’ all, but Kes gets a little violent.