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Dave Cripps

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Dave is charging 10p a go to look at his operation scar....
 
 
 

An Old Enemy
Apprentice
As I was walking up the stair
Azrael Surveying his Domain on the Dark Side
Battle for the Spaceport - After Lanz
Cargo Ship
Chaos Knight
City of The Dammed
Colin the Gnome
Curled Up
Dead City
Deathbringer
Deatorts' Disemboweling Dagger
Demon
DO!
Elf in Shadow
Elven Alphabet
Elven Scout Party
Flame Sword
Gnome Fishin'
Guardian
Horned is the Hunter
Improbable Dagger
Initiate
Innocent?
Laser Assualt Squad
Laser Assualt Squad Armour Design
Laser Assualt Squad Pose
Laser Assualt Squad Rifle Design Plus Notes
les yeux sans visage
Living City
Meditation
Nai
Never Forgets
Niathlan Queen of Dark and Shadow
Optimistic Dragon
Page from a Martian Auto weekly magazine - LCSV Section
Rusty axe
Scout
Sealab Placement
Shut yer yap!
SiLAR 5500
Solitude
Space Cannon - Salvage
Spy
Stoi!
Storm Chaser
Sunset over the Citadel
The All New Skyhopper
The Curious Case of the Missing Eggs
The Curious Case of the Missing Eggs - Incident at the City Gate
The Curious Case of the Missing Eggs - Legging it
The Curious Case of the Missing Eggs - Lookout in the Mountains
The Curious Case of the Missing Eggs - Meeting at the Red Dragon
The Elderflower Residence
The Fish
The Gaffer
The High Lords Daughter
The last Secret of Mars
The Scarecrow
The Scarecrow - Revisited or The Scarecrow 2 this time its personal
The Watcher in the wood
The Wizards Tower
Tierra de los Duendes - Map of the Land of the Elves
Tierra de los Duendes - Map of the Land of the Elves - Legend
Two Great Wizards
Vampire Hunter
Werewolves of London
Winged Chaos Helm
Winter - after Raquel R. Breternitz.

 
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21 Oct 2009:-) NotDave But Chris
NotDave might be on facebook. But the Read Dave? Surely not. Or not?

:-) Dave Cripps replies: "’Read Dave’ How late at night was this written and after how many scrumpy ciders?"
23 Oct 2009:-) Tom Draco Noir Taylor
Howdy Dave! Hope you are finer than frog hair. Or Dragon hair for that matter. The weather has finally cooled here and is quite nice, a bit chilly at night. Hmmm- a bit of chili might be tasty, with a burrito on the side... but I digress. Last night, Klingon the cat escaped, feeling a fine cool night to romp about , and so we had to leave the doors open- about 12 midnight, in walks a wild Javelina (our version of wild boar) into the kitchen, in search of a snack. I yelled at it, "Hyah pig! "and it wisely retreated from the kitchen. Now I have to decide if it was my Stentorian voice or my appearance that has the ability to frighten off wild hogs. I fear it is the latter. Klingon sallied back in about 4 A.M.

:-) Dave Cripps replies: "Not a big chap with a little moustosh are you. Haven’t got a little dog called Dogmatix? No? Well Obelix liked wild boar too. Surely if you call your cat Klingon then you have to learn some Klingon to call it back.
Goch noch ne chock nee chach.... or something like that.

Still a bit crook as the Ausies say."
23 Oct 2009:-) Tom Draco Noir Taylor
haHa! I like Obelix! Sorry, not nearly so handsome. We don’t get him here- rather culturally deprived we are. We do get "SpongeBob Squarepants" and other masterpieces of art and literature here, though. Excellent suggestion about learning some conversational Klingon- quite logical the cat won’t listen to us. Sorry to hear you are still a bit crook- hope you feel better soon. Always wanted to visit Down Under- imagine a country where nearly everything is poisonous! Simply wonderful! Even the world’s only venomous mammal- we only have rattlesnakes and scorpions and vampire bats, I am so envious.

:-) Dave Cripps replies: "SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!.... etc

Actually I’ve seen a few imported cartoons and Old SpongeBob is much better 120

That is exactly why I will never get to Australia. Way too many little deadly creepy things... now New Zealand..."
24 Oct 2009:-) John R Farley Jr
Asterisk and Obelisk? Like Tom said, all we have is Spongboob Barfpants. 8

14 Dave Cripps replies: "Don’t underestimate SpongeBob. He’s like Top Cat only not based on Phill Silvers.

As long as it’s not that annoying one with the lab. But then Ren and Stimpy were nice and surreal."
25 Oct 2009:-) NotDave But Chris
You make one little typo...

14 Dave Cripps replies: "THis could be good..."
25 Oct 2009:-) NotDave But Chris
Just spent 30 minutes pointing a camcorder at a frozen curry, I Still don’t see how "Remove packaging and film lid" helps to cook it?

14 Dave Cripps replies: "Just as well it didn’t instruct you to fork it afterwards......



Appoloy not accepted Captain Cripps.... *Choke*"
29 Oct 2009:-) Oswald Johnathon Levesque
Nice Prof pick Dave

14 Dave Cripps replies: "Nice hat with an Eagle Claw around the brim too 12"
29 Oct 2009:-) Oswald Johnathon Levesque
Asterix comics! They were awesome- and Tintin!
Getafix 12 The names were great though-Cacophonix.

14 Dave Cripps replies: "I liked the fishmonger.. Unhygenix 12"
30 Oct 2009:-) John R Farley Jr
Come to Michigan. Our weather is wild, but it won’t wipe out your house. We have one poisonous snake and it’s a wimp, and we have a really scary-looking spider that just wants to build web-sites in your house, but won’t bother you otherwise.

:-) Dave Cripps replies: "Quick Google... Michigan... hang on all the mice have flick knives! Sounds dangerous!
I’m sorry to have to say this folks but making your house out of wood in Tornado Alley is just a recipie for disaster. Good job someone at Storm Celler Dot Com sold a load of Storm Cellars. We have a snake like that but I recon it’s just an old Hippie. It’ll leave you alone if you don’t annoy it."
7 Nov 2009:-) Shelby lynn barber
wow haha nice.

:-) Dave Cripps replies: "KK.. what’s nice I lost the plot.... again...."
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