| 25 Oct 2009 | NotDave But Chris | Loading...Just spent 30 minutes pointing a camcorder at a frozen curry, I Still don’t see how "Remove packaging and film lid" helps to cook it? Dave Cripps replies: "Just as well it didn’t instruct you to fork it afterwards......
Appoloy not accepted Captain Cripps.... *Choke*" | |
| 29 Oct 2009 | Oswald Johnathon Levesque | Loading...Nice Prof pick Dave Dave Cripps replies: "Nice hat with an Eagle Claw around the brim too " | |
| 29 Oct 2009 | Oswald Johnathon Levesque | Loading...Asterix comics! They were awesome- and Tintin! Getafix  The names were great though-Cacophonix. Dave Cripps replies: "I liked the fishmonger.. Unhygenix " | |
| 30 Oct 2009 | John R Farley Jr | Loading...Come to Michigan. Our weather is wild, but it won’t wipe out your house. We have one poisonous snake and it’s a wimp, and we have a really scary-looking spider that just wants to build web-sites in your house, but won’t bother you otherwise. Dave Cripps replies: "Quick Google... Michigan... hang on all the mice have flick knives! Sounds dangerous! I’m sorry to have to say this folks but making your house out of wood in Tornado Alley is just a recipie for disaster. Good job someone at Storm Celler Dot Com sold a load of Storm Cellars. We have a snake like that but I recon it’s just an old Hippie. It’ll leave you alone if you don’t annoy it." | |
| 7 Nov 2009 | Shelby lynn barber | Loading...wow haha nice. Dave Cripps replies: "KK.. what’s nice I lost the plot.... again...." | |
| 8 Nov 2009 | John R Farley Jr | Loading...We seem to do that all over the world, we build in areas that are dangerous. Houses on mud-slide prone hills, entire cities in flood plains, and cheap mobile homes in an area known for frequent tornadoes. And then we wonder why our structures get blown to bits and washed away when the storms come. My favorite is when expensive homes are built right on the beach. And later a big storm waves blows it apart and washes it to sea. Then the home is rebuilt in the same cheap fashion inviting disaster again. Duh! Dave Cripps replies: "Ah even here we are guilty. Build a load of homes on the flood plain of a river known to flood then be completely surprised when it does flood... D’oh!" | |
| 11 Nov 2009 | NotDave But Chris | Loading...This is all getting a bit ’five live’ for my liking... Dave Cripps replies: "Nicky Campbell or Richard Bacon not included...." | |
| 14 Nov 2009 | John R Farley Jr | Loading......Or it’s blamed on global warming and "climate change." But no one EVER suspects natural drainage plains being plowed under and overlayed with tens of square kilometers of concrete.  Dave Cripps replies: "With thinking like that I’ll bet that van outside your house with the blacked out windows is just a co-incidence 
No one mention New Orleans then......" | |
| 18 Nov 2009 | Dave Cripps | Loading...OO fancy lookit all the peoples in here...... Dave Cripps replies: "Mayhap you should scribble some more nonsense... " | |
| 19 Nov 2009 | Aimee cupcake ice cream Princess | Loading...Hi. Do you live in a microwave like me? | |