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Dave Cripps

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An Old Enemy
Apprentice
As I was walking up the stair
Azrael Surveying his Domain on the Dark Side
Battle for the Spaceport - After Lanz
Cargo Ship
Chaos Knight
City of The Dammed
Colin the Gnome
Curled Up
Dead City
Deathbringer
Deatorts' Disemboweling Dagger
Demon
DO!
Elf in Shadow
Elven Alphabet
Elven Scout Party
Flame Sword
Gnome Fishin'
Guardian
Horned is the Hunter
Improbable Dagger
Initiate
Innocent?
Laser Assualt Squad
Laser Assualt Squad Armour Design
Laser Assualt Squad Pose
Laser Assualt Squad Rifle Design Plus Notes
les yeux sans visage
Living City
Meditation
Nai
Never Forgets
Niathlan Queen of Dark and Shadow
Optimistic Dragon
Page from a Martian Auto weekly magazine - LCSV Section
Rusty axe
Scout
Sealab Placement
Shut yer yap!
SiLAR 5500
Solitude
Space Cannon - Salvage
Spy
Stoi!
Storm Chaser
Sunset over the Citadel
The All New Skyhopper
The Curious Case of the Missing Eggs
The Curious Case of the Missing Eggs - Incident at the City Gate
The Curious Case of the Missing Eggs - Legging it
The Curious Case of the Missing Eggs - Lookout in the Mountains
The Curious Case of the Missing Eggs - Meeting at the Red Dragon
The Elderflower Residence
The Fish
The Gaffer
The High Lords Daughter
The last Secret of Mars
The Scarecrow
The Scarecrow - Revisited or The Scarecrow 2 this time its personal
The Watcher in the wood
The Wizards Tower
Tierra de los Duendes - Map of the Land of the Elves
Tierra de los Duendes - Map of the Land of the Elves - Legend
Two Great Wizards
Vampire Hunter
Werewolves of London
Winged Chaos Helm
Winter - after Raquel R. Breternitz.

 
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25 Oct 2009:-) NotDave But Chris
Just spent 30 minutes pointing a camcorder at a frozen curry, I Still don’t see how "Remove packaging and film lid" helps to cook it?

14 Dave Cripps replies: "Just as well it didn’t instruct you to fork it afterwards......



Appoloy not accepted Captain Cripps.... *Choke*"
29 Oct 2009:-) Oswald Johnathon Levesque
Nice Prof pick Dave

14 Dave Cripps replies: "Nice hat with an Eagle Claw around the brim too 12"
29 Oct 2009:-) Oswald Johnathon Levesque
Asterix comics! They were awesome- and Tintin!
Getafix 12 The names were great though-Cacophonix.

14 Dave Cripps replies: "I liked the fishmonger.. Unhygenix 12"
30 Oct 2009:-) John R Farley Jr
Come to Michigan. Our weather is wild, but it won’t wipe out your house. We have one poisonous snake and it’s a wimp, and we have a really scary-looking spider that just wants to build web-sites in your house, but won’t bother you otherwise.

:-) Dave Cripps replies: "Quick Google... Michigan... hang on all the mice have flick knives! Sounds dangerous!
I’m sorry to have to say this folks but making your house out of wood in Tornado Alley is just a recipie for disaster. Good job someone at Storm Celler Dot Com sold a load of Storm Cellars. We have a snake like that but I recon it’s just an old Hippie. It’ll leave you alone if you don’t annoy it."
7 Nov 2009:-) Shelby lynn barber
wow haha nice.

:-) Dave Cripps replies: "KK.. what’s nice I lost the plot.... again...."
8 Nov 2009:-) John R Farley Jr
We seem to do that all over the world, we build in areas that are dangerous. Houses on mud-slide prone hills, entire cities in flood plains, and cheap mobile homes in an area known for frequent tornadoes. And then we wonder why our structures get blown to bits and washed away when the storms come. My favorite is when expensive homes are built right on the beach. And later a big storm waves blows it apart and washes it to sea. Then the home is rebuilt in the same cheap fashion inviting disaster again. Duh!

22 Dave Cripps replies: "Ah even here we are guilty. Build a load of homes on the flood plain of a river known to flood then be completely surprised when it does flood... D’oh!"
11 Nov 2009:-) NotDave But Chris
This is all getting a bit ’five live’ for my liking...

7 Dave Cripps replies: "Nicky Campbell or Richard Bacon not included...."
14 Nov 2009:-) John R Farley Jr
...Or it’s blamed on global warming and "climate change." But no one EVER suspects natural drainage plains being plowed under and overlayed with tens of square kilometers of concrete. 6

7 Dave Cripps replies: "With thinking like that I’ll bet that van outside your house with the blacked out windows is just a co-incidence 12

No one mention New Orleans then......"
18 Nov 2009:-) Dave Cripps
OO fancy lookit all the peoples in here......

45 Dave Cripps replies: "Mayhap you should scribble some more nonsense... "
19 Nov 2009:-) Aimee cupcake ice cream Princess
Hi. Do you live in a microwave like me? 6
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