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"I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand
Werewolves of London - Warren Zevon
Cheeky Chappie 1: 'Owite mate it's a werewolf innit. Doin' the Laambef Walk darn old Laarndon Tawhn. '
Cheeky Chappie 2: 'Hang a trout , Hang a trout! How is this Laarndan? There aint no Black Cabs, Red Buses or even Red Postbox's. And what abaaht a gratuitous shot of St. Stephens Tower? (Thats Big Ben To those what 'ave no claas).
Cheeky Chappie 1: 'Nah mate you can tell it's Laarndon 'cos of all the Cockney Rhymin' Slang thats in the pitchur init'
Cheeky Chappie2: 'Ah I sees it. Cor Guv this is an even worse pun than aaall this ere pretend Cockerny we is talkin''
Cheeky Chappie 1: 'That's right and Big Dave sez that if you can see them all then there might be a prize. Although I wouldn't trust Big Dave as far as I could frow 'im. And he also sez that If you can see the rude one not to tell but just EElude to it 'cos it's rude see and Big Tom wouldn't like that innit...'
Cheeky Chappie2: 'Right Guv I'll start everyone off by givin 'em a free un. See that pub sign? Well that's The old 'Whistle and Flute' That's Rhyming Slang For Suit. Whistle & Flute - Suit.'
Cheeky Chappie 1: 'Can't say fairer than that. There's a few in there. So away yer go'
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