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Dave Cripps

Dave Cripps

Dave is charging 10p a go to look at his operation scar....
 
 
 

Aha you've found me, well come in and keep your hands to yerself..
I am an artist/writer who would rather be doing this than my propper job as a graphic artist (gopher) at a printers.
I am getting  better at figureative work, now they look almost human (HAH!!) I'm better at landscapes or townscapes where the figures can be 'hidden' in the painting. I also dabble in Sci-fi Spaceships & such. I love painting in acrylics and inks, oil, watercolour and drawing with pencil. And er.. er... yeah.... thats about it ...not very interesting actually.

[SQUID] [Thanks to Chris H. for not being anywhere near me when the profile pic was taken. Oh the terrible things he can do with your photo.... Shakin' Stevens....]

This is the  part where you get the list of favourite artists and authors. But...
If you've left a link to your gallery and/or library then you are on the favourite list.....
(Cop out or what?!)

Interests
Define interesting.....
Favorite Fantasy/Scifi Movies and TV Shows
Way too many to mention. From Red Dwarf to Star Treks / Wars etc... Battlefield Earth, Plan 9 From Outer-space, Santa Clause Conquers the Martians, ... etc...
Favorite Fantasy/Scifi Books
The ones not propping up the kitchen table at the moment.... Today's' Featured Books:The Orokon... I think you spell it like that.
Favorite Music
B*Witched, Geri Halliwell, S Club 7, Hear Say, Brittany Spears, Cheeky Girls, N*Sync, Aqua.... all the classics Doctor Jones, Doctor Jones, Calling Doctor Jones. Doctor Jones, Doctor Jones come on now.
Friends at Elfwood
Friends at Elfwood: Ashy Casey(Friend) , Silvia Meiliani(Friend) , Oswald Johnathon Levesque(King) , Vineet Aggarwal(Friend) , Anne Wipf(Friend) , Kim Schoonover (Darth Maul´s scary sister)(Corpse) , Kim Schoonover (an amoeba of darkness)(Zombie) , John R Farley Jr(Drinking buddy) , Maria Isabel Reyna(Friend) , Oswald Johnathon Levesque(Drinking buddy) , Mary Isaberu Reine(Friend) and John R. McCoy(Admirer) .

Guestbook for Webazoot

DateNameComment 
29 Oct 2009:-) Oswald Johnathon Levesque
Nice Prof pick Dave

14 Dave Cripps replies: "Nice hat with an Eagle Claw around the brim too 12"
29 Oct 2009:-) Oswald Johnathon Levesque
Asterix comics! They were awesome- and Tintin!
Getafix 12 The names were great though-Cacophonix.

14 Dave Cripps replies: "I liked the fishmonger.. Unhygenix 12"
30 Oct 2009:-) John R Farley Jr
Come to Michigan. Our weather is wild, but it won’t wipe out your house. We have one poisonous snake and it’s a wimp, and we have a really scary-looking spider that just wants to build web-sites in your house, but won’t bother you otherwise.

:-) Dave Cripps replies: "Quick Google... Michigan... hang on all the mice have flick knives! Sounds dangerous!
I’m sorry to have to say this folks but making your house out of wood in Tornado Alley is just a recipie for disaster. Good job someone at Storm Celler Dot Com sold a load of Storm Cellars. We have a snake like that but I recon it’s just an old Hippie. It’ll leave you alone if you don’t annoy it."
7 Nov 2009:-) Shelby lynn barber
wow haha nice.

:-) Dave Cripps replies: "KK.. what’s nice I lost the plot.... again...."
8 Nov 2009:-) John R Farley Jr
We seem to do that all over the world, we build in areas that are dangerous. Houses on mud-slide prone hills, entire cities in flood plains, and cheap mobile homes in an area known for frequent tornadoes. And then we wonder why our structures get blown to bits and washed away when the storms come. My favorite is when expensive homes are built right on the beach. And later a big storm waves blows it apart and washes it to sea. Then the home is rebuilt in the same cheap fashion inviting disaster again. Duh!

22 Dave Cripps replies: "Ah even here we are guilty. Build a load of homes on the flood plain of a river known to flood then be completely surprised when it does flood... D’oh!"
11 Nov 2009:-) NotDave But Chris
This is all getting a bit ’five live’ for my liking...

7 Dave Cripps replies: "Nicky Campbell or Richard Bacon not included...."
14 Nov 2009:-) John R Farley Jr
...Or it’s blamed on global warming and "climate change." But no one EVER suspects natural drainage plains being plowed under and overlayed with tens of square kilometers of concrete. 6

7 Dave Cripps replies: "With thinking like that I’ll bet that van outside your house with the blacked out windows is just a co-incidence 12

No one mention New Orleans then......"
18 Nov 2009:-) Dave Cripps
OO fancy lookit all the peoples in here......

45 Dave Cripps replies: "Mayhap you should scribble some more nonsense... "
19 Nov 2009:-) Aimee cupcake ice cream Princess
Hi. Do you live in a microwave like me? 6
21 Nov 2009:-) Shelby lynn barber
awwww i sorry you’ll find it. it’s prolly behind the couch
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Dave Cripps

* User Name: webazoot
* Page: http://www.elfwood.com/~webazoot
* Also at The Wyvern's library as webazootscribe [Go!]
* Dave is not an Elfwood patron
* Joined Elfwood: 2004-06-09
* Last login at Elfwood: 2009-11-20 23:18:22
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