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Dave Cripps

I think it is the custom in these dust-ridden halls to begin with a quote:

"War is like the cinema. The best seats are at the back... the front is all flicker." - Sven Hassel, Monte Cassino .

I am an artist/writer who would rather be doing this than my propper job as a graphic artist (gopher) at a printers.
You may have to make do with these misspelled pieces for a start. hopefully they may gain a few friends... or not as the case may be.
But this is a start.

html (gibberish) [SQUID]

And now I am setting all you wordy peeps a challenge.

Write a fantasy/scifi/horror/whatever(Has to be Wyverns compatable) in no more than 6 (SIX) words. Nice little example by Mr Hemmingway

*Ahem*

'For sale: baby shoes, never worn.'

Yeah OK not fantasy but it illustrates the point.

There is no prize. So what's the point? I dunno?

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Date Name Comment   23 Nov 2008 Dave Cripps Loading... There are two of him! We’re all doomed! Doomed I tell ye Doomed! Dave Cripps replies: "Don’t Panic! Don’t Panic! Don’t panic Captain Manwearing Don’t Panic! Your name will also go down in the book. What is it? Don’t tell ’im Pike...." 10 Dec 2008 Heidi Hecht Loading... Bang! Dave Cripps replies: "Eh? Wha..? Do you mind? This is a library you know. Ah Heidi you’re clever aren’t you? Have a read of my challenge in the profile. Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha!" 10 Dec 2008 Oswald Johnathon Levesque Loading... Ya-Ashley Casey said she’d edit it so you’ll all be asking her what to tell me you liked about it! ...I know! Heidi did it with the revolver in the library! Dave Cripps replies: "Sounded suspiciously like a paper bag blown up and poped..." 11 Dec 2008 Dave Cripps Loading... Or if you use our board game... it was Colonel Potato Peeler in the badly drawn kitchen with the Button..... Dave Cripps replies: "It was Rev. Thimble on the chewing gum packet with the staple........." 4 Feb 2009 Dave Cripps Loading... Don’t you even dare! Dave Cripps replies: "Dare what?" 20 Feb 2009 Kim Schoonover (Darth Maul´s scary sister) Loading... Who’s Jessica Fletcher? And where’s your fanart? Dave Cripps replies: "OH MYYYY GOSH! You’ve never had to sit and watch Murder She Wrote? she must be a mass murderer. Everywhere she goes be it a quiet fishing village or a bustling metropolis there’s always a murder. Which she spookily knows all the answers too. And strangely enough most of the actors seem to be out of 1970/80’s shows...... And My Fanart section is erm... erm... in production. Yes. That’s it peas." 7 Mar 2009 Dave Cripps Loading... Squirrel Day Fast approaches? Oh don’t forget the other ones.... Dave Cripps replies: "It’s a ll in my head and it may need coaxing out" 15 Apr 2009 Chrissy Loading... dude! this page sucks! you can’t tell what letters in the elven alphabet are what and you don’t even mention the most important elves in history!!!!!! get some tips from lord of the rings!!!!!!!!!! Dave Cripps replies: "Are you ill Little Troll? I was trying to avoid Elves who were up their own funderments. Read some of the Entries for Tarquin and Cecil over on the Artwork page." 7 May 2009 Dave Cripps Loading... SHOO! Nasty Troll! Dave Cripps replies: "Nasty Troll allllll Gone." 16 Nov 2009 Tom Draco Noir Taylor Loading... heHe! Just noticed your Jessica Fletcher remark- I agree! And I am not entirely sure about Miss Marple, either. Dave Cripps replies: "Achoo! Cobwebs... dust.. ah big spider! big spider!.... I have something to add to this page if I could remember how I did the other 3 " Page: [1] 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

Dave Cripps