You like blueberry muffins. Therefore, I like you. As promised, I have returned. Furthermore, I have returned during a sleep-deprived state. Becuase I can. And a Waggoner person commented at my site. And I followed her link. And I commented on her site. And when I finished up there, I noticed your link gleeming from the top of the page. And I remembered I said I'd come back. So here I am. Sleep-deprived. Commmenting. Here. Becuase. I saw. A link. And clicked. And- *is hit by a falling piano*

Owww... I'm done, I'm done... *crane lifts piano off of Muffin*

*blueberry muffins are left behind upon your doorstep as Muffin, her ribcage crushed and bleeding profusely where the bones have jabbed through her flesh, painfully crawls towards your tales to fulfill her promise before her death*

*doesn't it just make you feel special?*

*...why are you looking at me like that?*

*gees. I'm just the Narrator, buddy. Now look away, before I narrate some cranes dropping things on YOU.*

*.....That's better*

*Now eat your muffins*

*...good. Now... do a dance*

*...marvelous...*

William A. Thorn replies: "You are in a class all your own, aren't you."

Sorry sorry sorry uc ommented on my page ages ago and I didn't get back to ya been busy have hangover....cya in a mo xx

William A. Thorn replies: "No problem; I have not been up to much anyhow."

You said I have class. ^_^ *is happy* *Narrator would feel bad pointing out that the phrase in question did not imply she had class, but rather, held an entirely different meaning* *wait... no he wouldn't* *Muffin, having been listening to the Narrator's ramblings, promptly breaks down crying*

*Narrator, feeling very content, wishes you a Merry Christmas*

^_^

William A. Thorn replies: "Being in a class all your own could, indeed, be looked at positively or otherwise. I was thinking in the positive, and in a way such that I have encountered no other such as the likes of you online. "

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May all your Christmas dreams come true!

*pulls out a cookie and starts talking*
I *bite* really *bite* enjoy *bite* your stories and *bite i would like to say *bite* they r awesome. *bite bite bite* *runs around room still eating cookie as bits of it fly out of her mouth* happy new year! *bite*

William A. Thorn replies: "Mmmm...chocolate chip I hope. Thanks for the good words."

Great stuff please post more soon!!!!!

William A. Thorn replies: "Thank you for the kind words. I wish I could put more up but alas, life isn't giving me much time. Hopefully I will post more sometime soon!"

I love ur stories!! SQEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
*glomps William* I *glomp* feel *glomp* priviledged *glomp* to *glomp* know *glomp* you! *One Final Large GLOMP* i really like commenting on your page. SQEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
~^.^~

William A. Thorn replies: "Thank you for stopping by and leaving such encouraging comments!"

Hey Bro! I just had a chance to read all of your stuff...very nice work. The Man and Machine stories remind me of a vaguely similar idea I had at one time (remind me some time and I can give you the details). It's also nice to see Miss Fireblood alive and kicking. Cool picture of that character, too. Hang in there man, and hope to see you soon.

William A. Thorn replies: "Hey man, thanks for stopping by. Hopefully when I have more time and creative juice, I'll get some more stuff posted. See you soon."

You have the name for a novellist, you know? I go, I come back. Wanna sausage? Don't worry about the nail varnish, it's non-toxic, ahaha. Ulp. Flyin'.

William A. Thorn replies: "Ahhh...a novelist. Maybe someday when I can afford to take life a little slower. It would be nice."

Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap.....its been awhile........prepare yourself.......SQQUUUEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! as always i love your work!!! YAY! *glomps william and skittles off into the background to keep an eye on one of her fav writers on elfwood*

William A. Thorn replies: "Well heck, I am going to have to update this thing. It has been so long!"