| 27 Aug 2003 |  Alice Muffin Girl Smith |  Loading...*prowls onto site, brandishing random sharpened stick* *sniffs air* Hmm... Matt was here, but not recently enough... Hmmmm.... *sniffs at you* Hmm... No, you're not the one I want... *prowls off again* *leaves behind a basket of freshly baked muffins with a card: "I'll read your stuff... when The Hunt is complete..."*  William A. Thorn replies: "Hmmm...muffins. Let's see...butter rum, cranberry orange...nope nope nope...what's this, chocolate chip? Ick, no. Oh wait, blueberry! Yum Yum." | |
| 29 Aug 2003 |  Joanne Barnden | Loading... I like your stuff - keep on it. William A. Thorn replies: "Thanks for stopping by!" | |
| 13 Sep 2003 | Alice Muffin Girl Smith | Loading... You like blueberry muffins. Therefore, I like you. As promised, I have returned. Furthermore, I have returned during a sleep-deprived state. Becuase I can. And a Waggoner person commented at my site. And I followed her link. And I commented on her site. And when I finished up there, I noticed your link gleeming from the top of the page. And I remembered I said I'd come back. So here I am. Sleep-deprived. Commmenting. Here. Becuase. I saw. A link. And clicked. And- *is hit by a falling piano* Owww... I'm done, I'm done... *crane lifts piano off of Muffin* *blueberry muffins are left behind upon your doorstep as Muffin, her ribcage crushed and bleeding profusely where the bones have jabbed through her flesh, painfully crawls towards your tales to fulfill her promise before her death* *doesn't it just make you feel special?* *...why are you looking at me like that?* *gees. I'm just the Narrator, buddy. Now look away, before I narrate some cranes dropping things on YOU.* *.....That's better* *Now eat your muffins* *...good. Now... do a dance* *...marvelous...* William A. Thorn replies: "You are in a class all your own, aren't you." | |
| 13 Oct 2003 |  Kate 'The Pirate' Riley | Loading... Sorry sorry sorry uc ommented on my page ages ago and I didn't get back to ya been busy have hangover....cya in a mo xx William A. Thorn replies: "No problem; I have not been up to much anyhow." | |
| 24 Dec 2003 | Alice Muffin Girl Smith | Loading... You said I have class. ^_^ *is happy* *Narrator would feel bad pointing out that the phrase in question did not imply she had class, but rather, held an entirely different meaning* *wait... no he wouldn't* *Muffin, having been listening to the Narrator's ramblings, promptly breaks down crying* *Narrator, feeling very content, wishes you a Merry Christmas* ^_^ William A. Thorn replies: "Being in a class all your own could, indeed, be looked at positively or otherwise. I was thinking in the positive, and in a way such that I have encountered no other such as the likes of you online. " | |
| 1 Jan 2004 |  | Loading... *pulls out a cookie and starts talking* I *bite* really *bite* enjoy *bite* your stories and *bite i would like to say *bite* they r awesome. *bite bite bite* *runs around room still eating cookie as bits of it fly out of her mouth* happy new year! *bite* William A. Thorn replies: "Mmmm...chocolate chip I hope. Thanks for the good words." | |
| 13 Jan 2004 |  Holly Knobloch | Loading... Great stuff please post more soon!!!!! William A. Thorn replies: "Thank you for the kind words. I wish I could put more up but alas, life isn't giving me much time. Hopefully I will post more sometime soon!" | |
| 24 Jan 2004 |  The Lizard Lady | Loading... I love ur stories!! SQEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! *glomps William* I *glomp* feel *glomp* priviledged *glomp* to *glomp* know *glomp* you! *One Final Large GLOMP* i really like commenting on your page. SQEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! ~^.^~ William A. Thorn replies: "Thank you for stopping by and leaving such encouraging comments!" | |
| 3 Feb 2004 | Mike Hackler | Loading... Hey Bro! I just had a chance to read all of your stuff...very nice work. The Man and Machine stories remind me of a vaguely similar idea I had at one time (remind me some time and I can give you the details). It's also nice to see Miss Fireblood alive and kicking. Cool picture of that character, too. Hang in there man, and hope to see you soon. William A. Thorn replies: "Hey man, thanks for stopping by. Hopefully when I have more time and creative juice, I'll get some more stuff posted. See you soon." | |
| 3 May 2005 | The Lizard Lady | Loading... Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap.....its been awhile........prepare yourself.......SQQUUUEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! as always i love your work!!! YAY! *glomps william and skittles off into the background to keep an eye on one of her fav writers on elfwood* William A. Thorn replies: "Well heck, I am going to have to update this thing. It has been so long!" | |
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