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"**Warning ´Uncut´ Nudity** Shiva Cheese" by C. Clayton

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SciFi and Fantasy Art **Warning ´Uncut´ Nudity** Shiva Cheese by C. Clayton
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Though this is a Fantasy/mythological piece I posted it here because of the modern element(s) ...and the admittedly irreverent humor/parody aspects. This wonderful wedge of dairy goodness is my depiction of the Hindu diety with a somewhat 'pungent buttery' flavor. Dance Cheese 'god' Dance! The original is a whopping 3 inches tall from the shadows at his feet to the tip of the tallest whisps of cheesey fume. Drawn with a fine point pen and colored in the computer... more coloring practice.

3 Dec 2004:-) Wayne H. Hodge
Somehow I missed this the last time I was here. It's a good piece of work. Quite commical. I love cheese, have loved it all my life, but now I don't think that I'll ever look at a chunk of Monterey Jack the same way ever again. Or any other kind of cheese for that matter!! *grin* Ready for Hindu Fondue anyone?
29 Jan 200545 Bunny
I just took your tour and may never be the same. I think you just managed to change the world...in favour of cheese and really bad jokes. Congratulations.

14 C. Clayton replies: "I fondue what I can... Did you enjoy it? "
2 Feb 2005:-) Tara Ryzebol
I wear the cheese, the cheese does not wear me!! *grin* this one reeks, man! and in a good way... the best way possible, i'm sure... good old smelly cheese.. good stuff! love peace empathy... Curiouser and curiouser... wearing cheese eh....? ...and for what I am taking as a complementary comparison to an olfactory sensation, Gracias mucho!
20 Oct 200545 Anonymous
I see a willie.

36 C. Clayton replies: "Yep, and an uncircumcised one at that... just as hundreds of folks who saw this pic' before you. If you really like looking at/for willies on the net' I am sure there are lots out there to find, and likely rendered in greater detail, Good luck!"
11 Nov 2005:-) Melissa O´Dowd
"Hail the almighty Cheese" except I'm lactose intolerant, maybe a soy-cheese? they never look nice (or taste so great for that matter)
**Starts crying for the lost days of dairy goodness**

Very good pic tho **sniffle**

17 C. Clayton replies: "You poor dear. I would go mad if I couldn't eat dairy... I wish you a full and miraculous recovery from that evil affliction."
20 Dec 2005:-) Bloodhawk


That's wonderfully original...Really well done there! I love it!

Ah...Look at him dance!

1 C. Clayton replies: "  Glad you like it. Thanx for taking the time to post a comment today. It was a nice surprise to see a comment in my e-mail ...it's my Birthday today, whoopie! **C dances off happily into the woods**"
4 Jan 200645 Rizzle
Does that cheese have testicals?




*busts out laughing*

ahhhh thank you. You've made my day. P.S. I love wendy too(!)(?)

1 C. Clayton replies: "  This cheese does indeed have testicals... and an uncircumcised penis to boot. Nice to know such a little thing can make big difference in someone's day. Sorry but at the moment the reference to "wendy" is lost on me **cough** (hint please)."
21 Apr 2006:-) Tommy De Coninck
Be cautious with cartoon in combination with religion... 12 Great idea. Funny.

12 C. Clayton replies: "Thanx. I'm not very PC. I deal with people smearing my spiritual beleifs all the time. So far I have not had and death threats, comments or e-mails from enraged Hindus. But I'd love to hear if they would actually find this offensive. Best to y', C"
14 Aug 2006:-) Tallodi
Wow... priceless! he would get along well with the Flying Spaghetti Monster! (No kidding, go figure!) 1

12 C. Clayton replies: "  Sounds like they would be GRATE pals to me! Tell me when to stop... **grate grate grate**"
13 Dec 200645 Cheezfreak
Yeah! Cheez! I bow down to you o mighty god of cheez!!! I don't know how you thought of this, but bravo!!! Any one who does't like this in any way does not fully aprisiate the joy of cheez. A life with out cheez is a life not lived!*bows* yep thats my motto!!!

1 C. Clayton replies: "Did you win that in the Blotto Motto Lotto ?"
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'**Warning 'Uncut' Nudity** Shiva Cheese':
 • Created by: :-) C. Clayton
 • Copyright: ©C. Clayton. All rights reserved!

 • Keywords: Cheese, Dance, God, Hindu, Nude, Shiva, Uncut
 • Categories: Angels, Religious, Spiritual, Holy, Body Study, Demons, Imps, Devils, Beholders..., Humourous or Cute Things, Magic and Sorcery, Spells, etc., Man, Men, Mythical Creatures & Assorted Monsters, Royalty, Kings, Princes, Princesses, etc, Warrior, Fighter, Mercenary, Knights, Paladins, Parody
 • Techniques: Black Ink, Computer-coloured Picture
 • Views: 1459
 • Resolution: 508x700

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