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"Kang (AKA: The Probe-inator)" by C. ´razor sharp FAN blade´ Clayton

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...'Put down that board with a nail in it Earthling'! This is an Alien. Now recovering from his 'anal' phase. But always still willing to: Probe, dissect, inseminate, and/or kidknap you and then erase your memories... he says 'he's just doin' his job'. I hope this pic' tickels your fancy. But if it puckers your sphincter I can give you the number for an abduction survivor's recovery group. (e-mail me)

13 Sep 200345 Laura
Ha ha ha ha haha.....when i saw this in the newest additions pages I had to come on over. I LOVE this pic. It had me laughing, and I'm still laughing!! It's brilliant, and I love his face. And WHAT.....no mention of cheese!!!

3 C. 'razor sharp FAN blade' Clayton replies: "Thank you, Thank you. Glad you enjoyed my attempt at a bit of levity. Hummm.........................................................I have never seen a cheese with a rectum... and if I did I would likely give it some space."
13 Sep 200345 Annonymous
If it is the one from The Simpson's I love it! They should have you doing Kang and Kodos instead of whoever the hell does it. Great job!

22 C. 'razor sharp FAN blade' Clayton replies: "It is, it is! This is Fan Art. lol... can I get you to write a letter to Matt Groening to that effect?!"
18 Sep 2003:-) Christina 'Perplexity' Likness
Oh my this is wonderful! *rofl* I love the little diagnostic notes on the side. Did you do all the coloring with the computer or is he colored by hand? Whatever it is - great job! Love your sense of humor, as always *grin*
Oddly, I have been pondering a Bender (from Futurama) fan pic for a couple of days now. Great minds think along the same lines I suppose! Cheers! *holds up cheese for a toast* or should that be cheese on toast?

20 C. 'razor sharp FAN blade' Clayton replies: "  Emm... well thanx for the toast. I guess we do think alike. I am also contemplating a Futurama pic'. But I can't decide who to portray or what to have them doing. So, it may be a while before you see one from me."
12 Jun 200445 Sexy
I read your bio and i was hoping you could e-mail me sometime and i really like your style of drawing.

15 C. 'razor sharp FAN blade' Clayton replies: "Ummm... Thanx, I think. Feel free to drop me a line anytime, C"
5 Jan 200545 Anonymous
im from your felix and fantastic4 and joker... call me avg. joe. anyway, i love the simpsons andthis Kang kicks butt! less cartoony though... DOH!!!

1 C. 'razor sharp FAN blade' Clayton replies: "Comment from Kang: I am most sorry to say that we have learned all we can from rectal probing Earth Joe of averageness. For I estimate that you and your average rectum would have made excellent test subjects. On a sidenote we have also recently reduced the size of our standard tracking device by 20 %!"
30 May 200545 Avg. joe
Now that chafes!

22 C. 'razor sharp FAN blade' Clayton replies: "Irritation and tenderness would likely be part of the aftermath..."
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'Kang (AKA: The Probe-inator)':
 • Created by: :-) C. ´razor sharp FAN blade´ Clayton
 • Copyright: ©C. ´razor sharp FAN blade´ Clayton. All rights reserved!

 • Keywords: Abduction, Alien, Anal, Dissect, Earthing, Inseminate, Kang, Probe, Probe-inator, Puckers, Sphincter
 • Categories: Extrateresstial, Alien Life Forms, Humourous or Cute Things, Fan art
 • Techniques: Pencil/Graphite Pen, Computer-coloured Picture
 • Submitted: 2003-09-08 06:06:58
 • Views: 675
 • Resolution: 564x700

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