Kris 'Zabetha' Burns

p.s. you drew the black and white picture Kristi? *jumps up and down at the prospect of all those paychecks to be gained from this girls drawing/writing/mindless humming. Yes, readers, there is definit mindless humming. All together now...this is the captain of your ship, calling...

If I was being crabby (oh yes, readers, crabby) then I would object to not being told to check out Clare's site, but I'll forgive and forget this time. No, dear readers, I am not as strange as I sound, it's just how life portraits me.

Kurisu! Great to see more of Chaos Fighters again. If new bits come up, I'll make sure to read them. Actually, it was quite refreshing to read all of it again. I should find Ashes of Angels again. After my hard disk format, I lost a lot of crap, including all my Wyvern links. Truly a traumatic experience, and it didn't do much good to the already sparce comments I was getting. Speaking of which, I got quite a few new things up recently. Care to have a look? I'm in desperate need of comments. Wolfie-kun, poor guy. I can't really associate much with people my age, either; I associate better with people older than me, strangely enoough. When I don't make an idiot of myself, that is. Oh, and why did Surralind have to die? I liked her.... Well, just for that, I'll have to kill whichever character of mine you like. Now, don't lie... Please? Cheers!

/me pesters Kris some more. I have new stuff! Much new stuff! They need comments! Much new comments!

Hey'lo Kris! I just stopped by to tell ya I put up 7 new poems. (Finally I get thinkin...) Anyway, Just thought I'd let ya know. And I loved the new part of Chaos Fighters =)

Well I came here to read Chaos Fighters because I went to myself "Oooh it's been ages since I've seen if there was an update and that's bad bad bad". But AGHHH my eyes hurt already. Is there any chance you could doublespace between paragraphs to make it easier for us who are deprived of a printer and need to read on the screen? I really want to read Chaos Fighters again, I think I'll wade through it anyway regardless but it'd be easier on my eyes otherwise. I know that Elfwood's not accepting updates at the moment but well when it does... please... pretty please. Hmm so here I am rambling about everything and nothing. Sorry. Don't you hate people going to your page and babbling about nonsense?

Thank you, thank you! I can relate to every poem (not kidding) up here (sorry, I wasn't patient enough to read the stories, although I probably should've). Please, please, please keep writing, I was really depressed today before I read these, and I felt like I wasn't alone. I especially liked "Dollface" because I know about twenty too many "populars" for my liking, y'know, the cheerleader/jock types who go around hanging off each other pretending to be smart and cool and everything they're not, thinking they're the best people in the world even though half of them are uglier than crap and I don't see HOW ON EARTH they could've become "popular," but oh, wait, they have money, I forgot, excuse me, the lowly "average income" victim who just happens to be smarter than all them put together and knows just how flimsy and transparent they all really are but is afraid to point it out because their mob would trample me in a barrage of immature insults because they don't know how else to react except by verbally tearing me to shreads.... ahem.... *glances around at everyone who is staring at the ranting psycho*.... ahem... excuse me....

well well well i knew i'd find you some where! so this is where your hiding. well i hope your coming to see Marconies Voodoo at the Net. if so i'll see you there if not then i'll set all the brothers of Kain on you! sleep well

Hey'lo Kris. Guess who's back? Better lock everything up..anyways..I'm looking forward to seeing some new work from you. I'm working on some poems and songs, this time pulling away from my fixiation on death..we'll see how they turn out. I'll be watching for new work, so expect to see me searching..and I brought back with me the greatest things in the world...Cuppy Cakes! *Hands out a cuppy cake to everyone* Just don't let the Penquins get them..

I come back from my long vaction from elfwood just to come visit you, and there's no new chaos fighters..oh well..I guess I'll head back to my gallery then and have milk and cookies..feel free to stop by..nothing new yet..But I do have a few works done, just haven't put them up..if Elfwood will allow them past the security..Love ya, and keep writing your good stuff. ~Brian